This woman’s friendzone story gets interesting…. What do you call a male unicorn anyway? Related articles Steak or Threesome: Which Would You Choose? (smoothreentry.wordpress.com) Rape culture and the friendzone (kevbeirne.wordpress.com) The Wrong Way To Get Out Of The Friendzone (heartiste.wordpress.com) What is the Correct Spelling of “Friend-zone”? (smoothreentry.wordpress.com) Smooth’s Friendzone Countermeasures ~ Part 1 (smoothreentry.wordpress.com) … Continue reading →

Steak or Threesome Part IX: Epilogue

This is the final post in the Steak or Threesome series. Click here to start at the beginning. To say I am disappointed that the threesome didn’t happen is the understatement of the century. I was SO CLOSE. I had it within reach, yet it only teased me and slipped out of my grasp right … Continue reading →

Steak or Threesome Part VIII: C-3PO

This is Part 8 of the Steak or Threesome series. Click here to start at the beginning. I am sitting at the dinner table gloating over this wonderful moment. Just sitting there, looking at two beautiful women, about to eat the best steak ever. When we are done eating, I am going to take them … Continue reading →

Steak or Threesome Part VII: Gloating

This is Part 7 in the story of the time I chose between a steak or a threesome. Click here to start at the beginning.  When we left the story I was on the deck of Thumper’s house, about to take the best steaks in the world off the grill. I looked up from the … Continue reading →

Streak or Threesome Part V: They Kiss

This is Part 5 of the Steak or Threesome Series. Click here to start at the beginning. As I walked back and forth from the kitchen to the den it was like I stepping through an interdenominational portal into another world. A world in where the most forbidden desires of men can become reality. It … Continue reading →

Steak or Threesome Part IV: Chevron Six Locked

This is Part 4 in the story of the time I had to choose between a steak or a threesome. If you missed it, here are links to Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3. THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING After kissing Bambi, I adjourn to the kitchen to make another round of Red Headed Sluts, … Continue reading →

Steak or Threesome Part III: It Begins

This is Part 3 in the the story of the time I chose between a steak and a threesome. Here are links to Part 1 and Part 2. THE PLAN As the big day arrives, all preparations are made according to plan. The plan is that I will cook and bartend while Thumper entertains Bambi … Continue reading →

Steak or Threesome Part II: The Steak

Today I continue the story of the time I chose between a steak or threesome. Click here to start at the beginning. BAMBI One day, Thumper is at a social function and texts me that she is getting flirty vibes from a fellow soccer mom named Bambi. [Code names obviously.] I texted Thumper back and … Continue reading →

Steak or Threesome: Which Would You Choose?

This is not one of my philosophical questions du jour. Today I will tell you the story of how I had to choose between a delicious steak or a threesome with two beautiful women. I’m not joking–I literally had to choose. For realz. I know! A gut wrenching decision right? I mean, that is a … Continue reading →

How Good is Good Enough? (Pt. 1 of 2)

This is a true “web-log” entry recounting my personal experience as I reenter with world of dating. I created this blog to purge these thoughts from my mind, regardless of who reads them. I am SO UNCOMFORTABLE doing this, and yet I know it is therapeutic to get it out of my mind. I will … Continue reading →