Tagged with menage a trois

Steak or Threesome Part IX: Epilogue

This is the final post in the Steak or Threesome series. Click here to start at the beginning. To say I am disappointed that the threesome didn’t happen is the understatement of the century. I was SO CLOSE. I had it within reach, yet it only teased me and slipped out of my grasp right … Continue reading

Steak or Threesome Part VIII: C-3PO

This is Part 8 of the Steak or Threesome series. Click here to start at the beginning. I am sitting at the dinner table gloating over this wonderful moment. Just sitting there, looking at two beautiful women, about to eat the best steak ever. When we are done eating, I am going to take them … Continue reading

Steak or Threesome Part VI: Torn

This is Part 6 in the story of the time I chose between steak or a threesome. Click here to start at the beginning of the series. FRAZZLED Back in the kitchen am am frazzled as shit. I am in charge of making dinner and my brain is letting me down. There are two women … Continue reading

Streak or Threesome Part V: They Kiss

This is Part 5 of the Steak or Threesome Series. Click here to start at the beginning. As I walked back and forth from the kitchen to the den it was like I stepping through an interdenominational portal into another world. A world in where the most forbidden desires of men can become reality. It … Continue reading

Steak or Threesome Part III: It Begins

This is Part 3 in the the story of the time I chose between a steak and a threesome. Here are links to Part 1 and Part 2. THE PLAN As the big day arrives, all preparations are made according to plan. The plan is that I will cook and bartend while Thumper entertains Bambi … Continue reading

Steak or Threesome: Which Would You Choose?

This is not one of my philosophical questions du jour. Today I will tell you the story of how I had to choose between a delicious steak or a threesome with two beautiful women. I’m not joking–I literally had to choose. For realz. I know! A gut wrenching decision right? I mean, that is a … Continue reading