The Toothfairy’s Forgetful Foresight

20121129-124235.jpgSometimes I amaze myself with my ability to think ahead and be prepared.

I’m still packing away and found something else interesting. Not to be immodest, but apparently at some point I had the brilliant foresight to stash away an envelope of crisp bills so that the Tooth-fairy would always be ready. I mean, how many Dads are as prepared as me?…

…Unfortunately, I obviously forgot about the stash shortly after hiding it. My kids now have braces on their permanent teeth. Were I not moving, they would be in college before I found this damn envelope. Maybe I should have saved it as a wedding present to one of them.

I am Clark W. Griswold. I try my best but things just never seem to come together.


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