What a great article! Thoughts:
A) Any woman who resembles this, please contact me. I have Cialis and know how to use it.
B) Thank you God for letting me be single during this era.
C) I am sure I am only interested due to being sexually repressed for 18 years. After I get it out of my system, I will go back to being a typical male microwave. Men are like microwaves, we want to do our thing and go back to watching TV. Women are like crockpots–once you get warmed up you stay warm for a while. Problem is, it can be a lot of work tending an insatiable crockpot.
But GREAT ARTICLE! Thanks to monayz for passing along…
