Let’s see, if I read AT LEAST one sports article every morning with my coffee, and at least one during my lunch break, then over the course of my career I have read approximately 5 bazillion sports articles. And out of those 5 bazillion articles, Wright Thompson‘s “Gemme an F…!” stands above all the rest. It is, without a doubt, the best sports article I have ever read.
It is good but not as good as his Gemme and F…! piece. Do yourself a favor and read the article until you understand what a ditch digging coonass does with a spinning wheel of death. And then, once you understand the flavor of the region, get ready for a damn good football game Saturday night!